Good afternoon. If you are looking at this, it is obvious that we share a problem.  We are caught in the timesuck that is the internet.

Can you believe a blog of this high quality can be created for absolutely no cost? Just items setting around the house.  Let's see....from looking at the pictures below, I could use a sign maker , tanning booth company, fitness club, hair club, and a wardrobe company to sign on as sponsors.  Or I could hire an actor...oh yeah. Not in the budget.

Oh well. I still have a face for radio.

I am not short and fat. I prefer 'symmetrical'.  All Things Burkenbine thanks you for your time...this has been a minute you will never get back.