Getting over yesterdays brief and needed sappy interlude ( Congratulations Amy) and getting on with MY "reality"....Classic Repost Thursday continues with  Drink Water/ The Fitness Campaign Pitch.   It's the tragic story of a middle aged man trying to break into the world of professional writing....To get paid for being himself, because he sucks at being someone else. Trying to be able to support his loved ones.   I know you all want these same things, but hey, It's my blog.

Today, I provide the whine for your cheese. I hope you enjoy this rerun of

 Drink Water

     The scene is an ocean beach, a tropical paradise. A beautiful woman looks at the camera and says "water makes me clean. "  Fade out and back, she says "water makes me wet."  Narrator says " How can something so pure be so-"...cut to the woman drinking water. It drips down her chin and chest and she says in a sultry voice "tasteless" .  Narrator says, "Water- It's tasteless. '"

     Attack with an ad campaign like that and it will raise the price of water. Kids will grow up skinny and healthy. But- workers will need more bathroom breaks...and the planet will go dry. Wars may start.


If you need an out of the box view on an ad campaign -
maybe some creative writing-
If you just can't figure out why your business isn't performing-
Need any fresh ideas?-


Give   All Things Burkenbine  a shot at it.

ATB  creative consultants utilize the "will criticize  for money" diet program. Meaning I will tell you how I see it, not what you want to hear...and I may not be eating if I don't get paid.

All Things Burkenbine  " will Blog for money"


Have a good one---Mark Burkenbine

" Amy.....I know you have a degree now, your driving, you rule the damn world, but c'mon. Can you fix me a damn sammich. This blogging thing is exhausting"