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Bulletin from the ATB Quality Control Department

Over the last few days, you the viewing public, have been exposed to entire posts about not making a reprint, selling ad space, a video resume, a bad podcast for a decent short story, an odd lunch sandwich, leaving for a job interview,  the trip to the interview , and how the interview went.       Everyday humm drumm stuff like you would find on some social network.   We are putting a stop to that before it gets to posts describing the bowel movements after the bacon, peanut butter, miracle whip and tomato sandwich.

QC is issuing an unprecedented 5 minutes of your life refund for those last posts, and a warning to the author. 5 minutes is a severe penalty to the ATB but shouldn't bankrupt them.( but it is close) One more stretch of below average posts like that and he will have to apply for work at The Scallion or some other magazine named after a vegetable.

Sometimes I think  some of these short posts are made just to work on typing skills. Half the blog almost seems like a drill of some sort.

Yours truly

The QC Department