Hi. I'm Mark Burkenbine. Welcome to my self help blog.
I am offering you all the advice you will ever need , and will affirm that advice with numbers I have pulled out of my own ass-- That is right--Just like a real self help guru.
Did you know that 6 ouf of 5 people need a self help guru to show them how to tie their own shoe laces?
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*Author is completely full of crap, not a real offer or advertisement, but if you are stupid enough to believe this shouldn't you lose your money?
--Mark Burkenbine
A Silent Radio Show created by Mark Burkenbine. Warning: Author suffers from occasional bouts of mental & financially crippling honesty. Dress appropriately & wear the old boots when strolling through this pasture. Copyright Mark Burkenbine 2013-2014-2015-2016-2017,2018.2019,2020,2021, 2022,2023,2024(occasional shared youtube video.I hold no rights unless I created it.) An attempt at the surreal edge of fiction, reality, truth, lies, quality & bullshit. Imagine music playing
Saturday, October 12, 2013
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