Resume addition.

Apprentice Set Down Philosopher-

It is like a stand up comedian, except I set down.
  And there is no crowd.
    And it may be or probably is not funny.
      And I have no mentor so it is not really an apprenticeship.
       And we all know Philosophy means this makes no money,
          but I didn't spend 40 grand for the degree that makes no money.

             hmm. But I have spent 40 years not making any real money.

Crap.  How do I make that play on a resume?

Strong History and Experience dealing with financial turnaround under repeatedly self inflicted adverse conditions.   Survivor of Life?

Do they pay the foot models for the health websites and books...the patients with the athletes foot and psoriasis of the nails?  odd rashes?  What about models for the coffee stained teeth? Hair loss? Weight loss? I could make a great 'before treatment' stand in.

I could be a contender in that field.

Thanks for your time

Mark Burkenbine