Breakfast Lasagna

So...
     I wake up today in my mindcastle and I can hardly stand up. I look at the news, check my bank balance, do a quick check on what I have done wrong in my life and what I do right, and where my values line up with those of society.  Have I improved as a human being? Does quality of life improve because of this?

I formulate a test.
I happened to have a slice of lasagna in the frig.
The greatest thing in the world is breakfast lasagna.
I heat and eat said breakfast lasagna, with a side of BP meds and naproxen.

I close my eyes for a moment, and go through the checklist again.   All the problems are still there, the good is still there getting the shit kicked out of it by the bad.

Only one conclusion can be drawn from this.

All the garbage has woke up in my world of mindcastles and breakfast lasagna.  It is not real, and I will have to erase it.

So sayeth Breakfast Lasagna.