Hi.  To the non-bowlers, sorry if the bowlers monopolized your viewing for the evening.  I have been a bowler for forty years, and I hope this doesn't change things.

Baby, don't go.
You know it's you I love.    I mean , I love you both, but the bowlers haven't been so kind to me , and I enjoy conversation about other things.  I like to settle down and type up a nice blog post about politics or music, maybe dinner.

 The  reactions between bowlers and non bowlers and  Republicans and Democrats are similar.   Try doing something different in the bowling business  and you are liable to guess very accurately the offended parties political leanings based on the reactions.   Very much Water and Oil.    That ship seems to sail a very predetermined course regardless of  the weather pattern in front of it.

Non-Bowlers....tomorrow I will whine and dine you ( yes I know I spelled wine incorrectly) with completely fictional accounts, jokes at my own expense, and dazzling wit.  Hmm...that may be promising a better performance than has been given thus far.


Non Bowlers, Please Don't Go. Baby, you know I luv you.......

Damn!  


You can take the boy out of the alley, but you can't take the alley out of the boy.

Who luvs ya, baby....who luvs ya?
--Mark Burkenbine