Who Knew? (title added ten years after first posted)

It's Lunch Hour on Friday and you are looking forward to the weekend. I like a sandwich for lunch.

May I suggest a chicken and egg sandwich. Why do we not eat those as a combination?

In our paranoid world, where anyone can get sued for anything, how does the bird problem get overlooked?

We raise as  cattle birds that were once dinosaurs. Have you ever looked at a bird? They are killing machines if they want to be.

One day , those damn birds will mutate and wipe us out. Everyday, on some chicken farm, they are pumping them with new steroid to make them bigger and grow faster.

Eat chicken and eggs together.  Get them before they get us.

Maybe it's just me.


Enjoy lunch.

---Mark Burkenbine

Editors Note:  Ten years later.  Holy crap, Klaus.  It was light creative writing.